Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Triad Of Awesome (This Story MUST be told)

A long while ago, now, a good friend of mine, Phil and i were heading out to a musical performance starring Kerry's(woah, i mentioned you again) sister, Jessica. Before we left work, Phil decided he'd go grab us some food from the local KFC, when he came back he handed me a family sized bucket, obviously being a lot of chicken and two of us the logical assumption of course is that this is a bucket you're sharing, you don't even think about it, you just naturally know you're sharing a bucket of such mammoth size. In this case my natural instinct was wrong, he'd bought this entire bucket for me. I asked him "are you not having any?" "No, i've had a sandwich, help yourself" he says...i think "alright, i'll give it a damn good go, because he has bought this for me and i don't want to upset him." So as i was chomping away merrily, heading to the tram stop, i suddenly realised i had almost eaten the entire bucket, only 2 pieces remained, i asked him again, politely he says "no, i insist, they're all yours." So again i'm thinking "alright...if you say so." As we get a seat on the tram i suddenly become increasingly more aware that this KFC bucket is getting smaller in content and that everyone's probably looking straight at me. So i say to Phil "you know, everyone's probably just looking at me thinking, 'look at that fat bastard, he's like a chicken boy or something' " to this Phil just bursts into laughter, he finds that comment forever hilarious and decides Chicken Boy is now my new nickname.

A few weeks pass, he calls me Chicken Boy, me, him and Kerry form a little Triad because we decided we're all friggin' awesome in each others company. We head out to a little restaraunt called Chiquito's, it's like a Mexican bar and grill type place and we get a booth seat. Our waitress heads on over and stops suddenly in between our order, "I'm sorry..." she says "but...don't i know you from somewhere? Aren't you called...Chicken Boy, or something?" To which, again, Phil bursts into laughter and forever finds this hilarious, although due to his hysterical state he says to the girl "oh-oh, i may have looked at you once!!" which really isn't the best thing to say, is it? (apparently she was sat behind us on the tram during the creation of my fat self.) After she heads off, i, being very drunk from the pub we previously visited before heading to the restaraunt, loudly mumble "wow, i fancy her even more, now!" but at that exact moment she actually came my surprise, though, she thought Phil had said this and says to him "woah, restraining order for you :O!!" which Phil is still horrified about to this day. We still head to Chiquito's now and again and the girl (Chiquitette) is still around, i particular like when she welcomes us and says "hi Chicken Boy! :D".

Also, due to the awesomeness that is the TOA (Triad Of Awesome) i've decided to chronicle our epic adventures in doodle form! All your favourite characters in easy to see black and white, from Chicken Boy, Philly-Bob (his middle name is Robert, he hates that) and THE RAGE! (Kerry, who's actually called The Rage because she's very lovely.) I'll be posting these on this page whenever i so desire, so there!


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